S.D. Bloggers, PoliticsJuly 6, 2005 9:00 pm

I’ve been back from my holiday travels for a few days now, but haven’t taken the time to add anything to this web log. It is interesting to me that so many of the men (is it all men?) who operate these sort of sites in South Dakota continue to mentally doodle on their web logs, even when they don’t have a lot to say. Today, I’d like to write a review of web logs in South Dakota, the way that my friend Todd Epp frequently does.

I find myself spending countless hours each day reading the web logs. I most enjoy South Dakota Watch because of the breadth of its content and the civility exhibited by Mr. Epp. His daily digest of work that he has seen on the internet provides me with a useful road map of worthwhile reading. Mr. Epp has been very kind to me an for that I am grateful.

I also am a frequent visitor to the Dakota War College because I am fascinated with the mechanics of politics and Mr. Powers has provided me with tremendous insight into the workings of a modern day campaign. With that said, I must confess that I still don’t understand what motivates politicians these days. In my prime, most politicians seemed to have a fearless dedication to public service. I don’t believe that is always the case during these times.

I am often amused by the antics of the South Dakota Blog Watch Man. I have tried, like others, to take a guess as to his identity but would be embarassed to share by theories, since I am certain they are incorrect. I have noticed that the South Dakota Blog Watch Man has taken a more serious tone lately — except when he dressed down the youngsters at South Dakota Politics recently — and have come to value his insight.

Beyond that, I must admit that Mr. Bear’s postings at Don’t Worry About The Government have become my guilty pleasure. Although he doesn’t live in South Dakota, most of his posts seem to deal with issues affecting the state, particularly concerning the affairs of Sen. John Thune.

Of course, I would be remiss if I didn’t mention Mr. Hunhoff’s web log that is a companion to South Dakota Magazine. I just purchased the most recent issue of that publication and I would recommend it as a fine periodical, as grand as anything I could create. I was amused by the story about Chislic in the magazine since that was a popular snack among some of the Eastern European workers I employed on and off while carving Mount Rushmore.

The story involving Sen. Thune, a used car dealer from Sioux Falls, and the Meta Bank (what, by the way, is a Meta Bank? I was certain when I first saw the post that it was some sort of typographical error.) It appears that Sen. Thune finds himself standing in a pile of buffalo dung, and I am curious as to whether he will be able to escape the many questions unscathed.

Shortly before I arrived in South Dakota, Sen. Peter Norbeck found himself in a similar controversial position, but he had already left elected office and his problems involved an issue of free speech, so I have difficulty holding in in contempt. Sen. Norbeck spoke out against World War I and found himself charged with sedition, a court action that was later dismissed. Sen. Thune’s alleged malfeasance seems to be of a different color, since he was aiding a friend who may already have been facing financial troubles.

As many of you know, I have faced my own legal troubles in the past. When I parted ways with the Daughters of the Confederacy at Stone Mountain, Georgia, my last act was destroying the plaster models I had constructed to guide my work. These usually sweet-talking southern belles were not amused and I was forced to flee from Georgia to North Carolina with the state police in hot pursuit.

Well, it is time to go. I discovered while on vacation how much I enjoy my afternoon nap and so I will repair to the day bed. I am planning to write something about the new motion picture being filmed about my life, but it might happen on another day.

My hope is that all of you had an enjoyable Fourth of July. I look forward to visiting with you again.

Uncategorized, S.D. BloggersJune 24, 2005 4:22 am

When you carve a monument as big as Rushmore, you don’t have to worry about it getting noticed. But when you are writing a web log on the internet and there are an infinite number of other web logs (I guess you call them blogs), you worry, as I have, that your work will be underappreciated.

So, I must express my appreciation for the warm reception that Gutzon Borglum Online has received. Foremost, I am appreciative of the kind comments of Mr. Todd D. Epp, who has written twice about my work on his S.D. Watch web log. (Can someone explain to me why I have to type Thunewatch.squarespace.com at the top of my computer to access a web log entitled S.D. Watch? This technology can be so confusing.)

When I learned of Mr. Epp’s identity, I furrowed my brow, for it was a name that I had seen before. Then I remembered that he had written an excellent piece 12 years ago about the filming of North By Northwest at the monument. Epp correctly reported that the curators of the site were concerned about the image Alfred Hitchcock would convey when presenting his film. Although the filmmaker used his creative license to change the surroundings of Mount Rushmore, I still found the movie quite entertaining.

I would also like to thank the South Dakota Blog Watch Man for mentioning my work on his web site. He’s a rather moody fellow, but I do enjoy his web log and I feel fortunate that he hasn’t developed a moniker for me like the ones he uses for other writers, particularly the person he calls the Hillbilly. In my day, that sort of reference wasn’t looked upon kindly, even by actual hillbillies.

Now, as to Mr. Epp’s questions concerning my longevity: My God, man, I am 137 years old, I will do as much as I care to do and as much as I my health allows, and not one bit more.

Uncategorized, S.D. BloggersJune 22, 2005 8:28 pm

A busy week at Mt. Rushmore. We always see a fair number of tourists this time of year, but on Tuesday, we also had the pleasure of hosting three impressive gentlemen from the Base Realignment and Closure Commission. They were here for libations as part of their visit to tbe Ellsworth Air Force Base.

Naturally, I’ll always think of it as the Rapid City Army Air Base because that’s what it was originally called. And I have a hard time getting used to those slick B-1 Bombers. The Rapid City Army Air Base was home to B-17s a year after history books will tell you that I expired in 1941. Sonuvabitches who flew those B-17s used to love to fly close to Mt. Rushmore while my son and his crew were finishing the work I started. They thought it was great sport, but it put my men in danger.

People might be surprised to see that I have a blog. I am a big fan of the internet because I think it finally allows a man the resources he needs to create the kind of art work that he finds fulfilling. For the last year, my creative energy has been devoted to writing. I wore myself out turning a mountain into a national treasure. Now, it feels good to just sit behind a keyboard and pontificate.