Mr. Sibson has written an item today defaming my friend Todd Epp for mounting a poultry Coup d’tat. He summarizes it this way:

Come on Epp, let’s start blogging on the merits of real issues and stop running a chicken coup.

I have read stories about this generation’s super sciences, but I was unaware that chickens had evolved so quickly that they are now able to overthrow the government, even with the help of someone as bright as Mr. Epp. I have been using my search engine to try to find further information about this so-called chicken coup that Mr. Sibson refers to, but I can’t seem to find mention of it anywhere.

Until I am notified, I will just hunker down and wait for the worst to pass.